Aerial Circus

Anonymous asked: How can an intelligent, literate woman like yourself buy in to astrology? It's a waste of your obvious talents. And it makes you look stupid to other people.

If anyone else has any thoughts about how I can alter my personality in order to perpetrate their erroneous and over simplified mythology of me, here is my complaint policy:

a.) compile list of complaints on piece of paper

b.) fold paper

c.) shove folded paper up your ass

d.) place rocks in pockets

e.) walk into large body of water

f.) drown